This person who wore these Crocs for this long

This person with these toenails

This woman at Burger King

This woman taking a selfi

This woman wearing a cat coat

This woman wearing these tights

This woman wearing this Sarah Palin t-shirt

This woman who couldn’t fit in her theater seat

This woman who is also maybe a witch

This woman who tucked her tatas into her pants

This cheese model

This dude at Starbucks

This grandma at the grocery store

This kid at the grocery store

This kid eating pizza with chopsticks

This kid who brought his Xbox to prom

This man in this koala mask

This McDonald’s wizard

This parent carrying a child

This person in a cow costume

This person wearing whatever this is