Wine totally gets how you want to spend your time.
It brings out your resourceful side.
And your confident side.
You find yourself getting wicked territorial about it.
And achieving things you never dreamed you could.
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And it loves you unconditionally.
Wine understands you even when you don’t understand it.
Sure, you have to ~buy~ it.
But you invest in it way more than you do in the rest of your life.
And you guard it jealously against anyone who might steal it.
Even though you can enjoy it in a group…
At the end of the day, it’s just you and wine.
You know who always makes you laugh? Wine.
You know who doesn’t blow you off at the last minute? Wine.
When things get awkward, or annoying, or really any type of way at all.
Wine can’t not text you back on a Friday night.
Wine is there for you even when you don’t believe in yourself.